Only the oldest in the place remember what it’s like to be gathered in front of the television applauding the scores of the rest of the countries in Eurovision. Since 1995, more specifically, when Anabel Conde came second with ‘Vuelve Conmigo’. In this 2022, Chanel Terrero He stayed at the gates in a third position that tastes like first place. But of course, today wins and Europe gave victory to Ukraine. In any case, the night on Twitter has been like this.
#Eurovision :
Europe Europe in
Normally Eurovision pic.twitter.com/MJli0uwRIC— Can (@CanCansson) May 12, 2022
#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/Nintu7gESb
– Ink Coffee (@Cafedetinta) May 14, 2022
the ballads
If you have seen Eurovision live, you may don’t want to hear a ballad again in all your life And it is that there has been a moment in which they were chained one after another, indistinguishable, terrifying. And of course, on Twitter has sat regularly.
POLAND AJSJAKDKAKDKAKS #Eurovision #ESC2022 pic.twitter.com/q0GwysqnN1
— Nou ❀*̥˚ (@nouledgecos) May 14, 2022
the whole of europe when a ballad starts #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/BiIXBaIAnS
— george (@youmustescape) May 14, 2022
#Eurovision
-Idiots, I told you that for Eurovision I wanted a good EVENING! NO BALLAD! pic.twitter.com/gZPnK7J8Sc— MadaraVGC (@MadaraVGC) May 14, 2022
Me when they start singing ANOTHER ballad #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/U27pjUabEs
— ⭐ || 🎮 (@bIuebadger) May 14, 2022
So much ballad with Spain in the middle is being such that like this #eurovision #eurovisionRTVE pic.twitter.com/9UVePNUlsJ
– Eurofans Spain #10 (@Eurovision_ESP) May 14, 2022
Luckily, between ballads and ballads, in addition to Chanel, we have had performances like the one by moldova, the Eurovision Fast Shoe, the dotty point that every serious competition needs. Let’s get romantic on Tinder, to dance a lot to Eurovision.
I hope we’ve all thought about it. #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/2SGuL0hh2U
– Juanca (@CuanjaATM) May 14, 2022
moldova’s song has been literally this after so much ballad #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/XKmhmoythj
— 𝖕𝖆𝖜𝖑𝖆 💮🥭 (@yoongsackerman) May 14, 2022
Me watching Moldova’s performance #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/Jt9HA44J4Y
— Elijah 🏎️🏁 (@Elias_14A) May 14, 2022
#Eurovision
Nobody: “You can’t merge Los Ramones with La Orquesta Mondragón.”Moldova: “Hold my drink.” pic.twitter.com/oKdBeXEuI4
– Quevedo 2.0 (@QuebeboVillegas) May 14, 2022
The Chanelazo and the Baby
Spain had double representation at the gala, no matter how much later Romania gave us only one point, giving us a proverbial knife in the back. At least we had a few hours of twinning, loving the baby baby call me. And on Twitter they took advantage.
All Twitter Spain looking at Romania. #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/wJEaZSMCHE
— Randy Meeks (@randymeeks) May 14, 2022
Mika: And here we have Spain
The one from Romania: I am what you want pic.twitter.com/L1bW28ehyY– Rafa de la Rosa (@RafadelaRosa_) May 14, 2022
That Xokas secondary accounts have arrived in Romania!!! #Eurovision #ESC2022 pic.twitter.com/Ek8DdxF7m6
— Nou ❀*̥˚ (@nouledgecos) May 14, 2022
The one from Romania.
#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/1PSCxQBFNC– Olalá de fua (@olaladefua) May 14, 2022
The big moment, of course, Chanel and ‘SloMo’, who despite everything that happened after the Benidorm Fest has been able to defend the song and fight for it. Without mistakes, with a rhythm that makes you move on the dance floor and, well, it is undeniable that has triumphed in Europe. The “Y si Rigoberta Bandini” or the “Y si Tanxugueiras” have been turned into dust.
I haven’t felt so Spanish since
20I0 World Cup #eurovision— ꜱᴀʀᴀ ᴜᴛʀɪʟʟᴀ⁷💫 (@sarautrillaa) May 14, 2022
If Chanel is out of the top 10 I propose to Pedro Sánchez that he close the borders this summer, if you don’t like Spain to give us points, you don’t like it either to come to do balconying, to wear red on the English coast, a besi. #Eurovision
– Announcement (@adrimiercoles) May 14, 2022
The cameras during the performance of Spain #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/vK2XGYokPq
– Mariló Delgado 🌻 (@emedeme91) May 14, 2022
LET’S GO CHANEL. He is loin. #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/2X5JUz8ZU0
— Carolina Iglesias🏳️🌈 (@percebesygrelos) May 14, 2022
Me: *fearing in case Chanel missed some note of the last scale*
Chanel after doing 18 dance passes, singing in the air, doing a handstand and making some meatballs:#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/hz6IIiFXEc
– Diana Espinar (@dianaespinarn) May 14, 2022
All contestants:
-This song is for my deceased grandmother
-This song is about war
-This song is about human rights
-Chanel🇪🇸: my booty wachusloumoooo🔥🔥#Eurovision #Chanelazo #SloMo #Spain12points— ann (@microbaeology) May 14, 2022
Between lamps and Captain Pescanova
But Eurovision has given much more of itself, and no country has been spared from the critical eye of the average tweeter. There has been firewood for everyone, but the The Rasmus with his reference to ‘It’ (or to Pescanova), the Ukrainians with lamps on their heads and the lost papers from Albania.
Australia when it’s #Eurovision evening pic.twitter.com/rAUvkwstUj
— Jono Read (@jonoread) May 14, 2022
Greta Thunberg seeing all the paper that Armenia has spent. #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/hFFBDQ8zBG
— MALBERT (@ItsMalbert) May 14, 2022
the car wash machine: #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/yq1WLNy581
– Sergio (@elsergiocarmona) May 14, 2022
It goes that my lamp did not keep it quiet #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/JSMbpiGwCA
— Sharkness 🦈 Working in @GameLastChance (@SharknessVS) May 14, 2022
Thor’s LOVE and tinder pic.twitter.com/rnWPxWJ1lR
— Parker’s Web (@Icticola) May 14, 2022
Hello child, do you want a stick of hake?#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/6qXCsHUq5a
— Lucía⁷ ᴾʳᵒᵒᶠ 🐻🥗 (@lucykosmos) May 14, 2022
Presenters and Voting
Laura Pausino He showed in just one minute that he still has a torrent of voice capable of ridiculing the rest of the contestants to the rhythm of ‘I will fly’, but the tweeters were more outstanding of her dress: Is it a character from ‘Wandavision’? Mephisto confirmed?
When your yellow printer cartridge runs out pic.twitter.com/E5I0fUsFnC
– Octavio Medina (@octavio_medina) May 14, 2022
It was Agatha all along pic.twitter.com/C8Hwq2mmkU
— Rubén ‘dead father joke’ Solas (@menhdel) May 14, 2022
And, finally, the time for voting, the closest thing to a soccer world cup that half of the Eurovision audience is going to experience: the points made us dream at first, the televoting gave Moldova a boost and, in the end, it was Ukraine that received a total of 631, the all-time Eurovision record. And perhaps no one analyzes the result as well as Ellen DeGeneres did… eight years ago.
On whether Ukraine will win #Eurovisionserves Ellen Degeneres’ joke at the 2014 Oscars: “Anything can happen tonight. Option one, ’12 Years a Slave’ wins. Option two, you’re all racists.”
– Santi Alveru (@santialveru) May 14, 2022
And 1,000,000 points to Ukraine #Eurovision #ukraine pic.twitter.com/VL0MkLbrm8
– Victoria🦦 (@gatoorange) May 14, 2022
OH OH #trospidvision pic.twitter.com/EcA2O5MwJ9
— The Hematocritic (@hematocritico) May 14, 2022
those who voted for Ukraine such that: pic.twitter.com/MOzQxU9DF1
— adrilik (@adrilik) May 14, 2022
— Oh, no, that’s the Lapresa (@GGLapresa) May 14, 2022
Me watching Italy’s vote:
#Eurovision pic.twitter.com/0upH9W2vyA– Eli 🕊️🌷 (@canciondpajaro) May 14, 2022
“And now the country with the most points in Eurovision must take a Naughty Wango card”
– Andres Trasado (@andres_trasado) May 14, 2022
Germany 6 points. The last time these people were internationally humiliated, the reaction was not subdued.
— left ábalos (@vvvhannah) May 14, 2022
In summary:
Chanel you know what you got? #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/YoaZYv6uN5
— Bertus (@Berttuus) May 14, 2022
a positive note
We could politically and socially analyze the ukrainian victory at the festival, talking about moral tranquility and what it means for the future of Europe, but for now we are going to stick with a tweet that perfectly encapsulates what we should stick with this year. There are reasons to smile.
We have already won. https://t.co/W0s5bVRpm2
– Darío Gael Brillis ✊🏼🖤✨ (@senorcito) May 14, 2022