They say that the worst thing about dying is how slow you wait at the end. And this is what happens to Telecinco: the slow agony of its formats leaves an air of almost melancholy in its formats, of a team aware that if ‘Survivientes’ does not succeed, they are riding their last rodeo. ‘Nightmare in paradise’ at its second gala it has barely passed a million per 6000 viewers (yes, I have not slipped any zero). And believe me: that’s not good. For them, at least.
stretching the gum
After word has been made that the network is more than willing to extend the agony a couple more weeks to link farm to island (It is not going to be that we have fourteen days without a funny reality show), ‘Nightmare in Paradise’ has continued as if nothing had happened, aware that soon it will have to introduce new contestants. for now, yesterday his first gala with incorporated expulsion took placein which, the truth, there were very few surprises.
And that the program tried with some blind results for the expulsion between Kiko Jiménez and Begoña Gutiérrez which ranged from 51% to 49%. Internet users did not quite believe (for whatever) that the numbers were real, but at least It was Begoña who ended up with the suitcase at the doorSo things calmed down.
In other times, Tele5 would have pulled out a disciplinary nomination for all those in the pact in favor of the show, but he doesn’t even give them that anymore… #NightmareParadise2
— Khal (@PuraSombra_) January 13, 2023
The great beneficiary of the expulsion of the former manager of La Pantoja was Maite Galdeano, who culminated her joy with a “Well, bravo, here, gumdrops” because apparently he is six years old. For his part, Gutiérrez left saying that it had been a pleasure and left leaving as much peace as absolute collective oblivion.
Fighting nominations
It’s hard to believe the reality of a reality TV product. It is curious that when the audience accompanies the nominations they are usually among the secondary but when not, the contestants agree to throw out the two contestants who can give some fan sense to the proposal. In this case, the expelled nominated with “pride and satisfaction” to Kiko again, and the rest of the contestants did not back down on their vote.
From the first program, probably from before entering, it was known that the duel between son-in-law and mother-in-law was the only reason they were going to move the first weeks of the reality, but Telecinco each time has the shortest fuse, so the nominations have all gone to Maite Galdeano. Oh surprise.
The reasons were varied: his lack of camaraderie, not victimizing Kiko, not applying his own lessonsby discarding… Of nine possible nominations, including hers and that of her son-in-law, the contestant was left with six, although probably Telecinco (eh, ahem, “the audience”), aware that it is the only one that can raise this paripée, keep it for a few more weeks. Here, gumdrops.
Marta Peñate: “What a herd of hypocrites and fakes saying anything to nominate Maite and Kiko instead of saying it’s a strategy.”
SAY QUEEN!! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽#NightmareParadise2 @_MartaGH16_ pic.twitter.com/NVLOWOpnGS
— Valentine!!🕊🌪✈️🦋💫👠👑 (@salseilloo) January 13, 2023
Maite is not made for the pig’s mouth
The other great drama that has emerged in these early days also has Maite Galdeano as its protagonist, because it turns out that a pig has bitten her. And that José Antonio Avilés already warned that it was something dangerous, but she, who is a great lover of animals, she thought she was going to get a couple of pats and grunts at her, like she was a Disney-Mediaset princess.
Total, that the final result was not the love of the pig, but the resignation of medical personnel, who did not expect to have to assist someone for having put their hand in the mouth of a pig. On the nice side of the matter, Galdeano and Borja Estrada found a dog near the farm and they have kept him to take care of him together. You know: don’t buy, adopt.
And up to here the second gala of ‘Nightmare in paradise’. you may wonder if really four hours of program are for so little, but the answer is a cursory “Yes.” To put it in context, in four hours you can watch ‘Avatar: The Sense of Water’ and return home, or watch the fabulous ‘The Rehearsals’ and still have time for dinner. It’s all priorities.