From here, in previous weeks, we wondered what would happen if we took away from ‘Nightmare in Paradise’ sex, fights over friends and partners, and focused more on the differential factor of making a reality show on a farm. The monkey hand must have bent a finger, because you can’t be more deadly than this week’s program, in which there have been terrible arguments over potatoes, brushing teeth and making must. Thrilling.
The potato thief
The first great controversy of the night came from the hands of Dani, Danna, and Bea, who sneaked into the kitchen at night and ate some chips. It may sound silly (because it is), but in gala 12 the contestants are no longer there for niceties, but to mess it up as much as possible. For test, Iwan Molina, who left the council saying “I’m ashamed.”
He was not the only one who reacted absurdly harshly to the kick that the contestants made. For example, Israel described it as “bristle” and Manuel said that “Everyone here is hungry”. Meanwhile, Dani, who was the foreman of the week, brushed it off as best he could, saying that he just had a good time. The Nuremberg Trials, nonsense next to the Theft of Potatoes.
Well, it seems fine to me, if they sweat 3 balls not getting up to take the test and not eating… now they are outraged by 3 potatoes. fuck it #NightmareParadise12
— Manu Rguez 🇮🇹 (@ManuRgzz) November 23, 2022
On set there was also a brown mess, of course (of course) and Steisy began to call the attention of Dani and Bea’s mothers, saying “The video is embarrassing and you have taught them that shit”. As always, out loud, do not think that someone here has a bit of cold blood. In the end, after a brawl started, Carlos Sobera has put peace to make way for publicity. Why else?
One less, too many left
This week’s duel in the nominations faced Danna and Manuel, that in previous weeks they had sexual escapades under the blanket (something that Danna later explained to her boyfriend) and that they clarified with some metaphors about music and DJs that I think no one ended up catching too much. Now, the passionate public (less than a million viewers) decided between the two.
To: Danna
From: Media Spain #NightmareParadise12 pic.twitter.com/zkCZfLMryr— Piquista 💎🌸🎄 (@Piquista_GH) November 23, 2022
And finally the one went home with 57% of the votes was Danna PonceHe thanked his colleagues, said the phrase “what awaits me outside is super cool” (what awaits him outside: a Telecinco in ruins) and said goodbye to his friends inside: Iwan, Daniela and, especially, Bea, who has burst into tears after listening to it.
“I’m taking you here, you’re an aunt with a big heart, when you heal what you have to heal, you’re going to become an incredible person.” I am not very clear that “When you heal what you have to heal” is what you say to someone you’ve just met and you’re supposed to like them, but given Bea’s whining, it must be so. Rare relationships in Mediaset.
Between tests and nominees
The bulk of the night was not a fight: in an unsuccessful attempt to whitewash the show, much of the program was based on two tests. One, make must. Another, a talent contest in which each one did what they knew best in front of the town of Jimena de la Frontera, in which he saw how some sang, others combed their hair and, finally, Víctor Janeiro climbed on the horse and juggled. Obviously, it was the absolute winner.
But since this is not the ‘Grand Prix’ (hopefully), the contestants saw each other in the one of every week: the nominations. Divided between Israel and Bea, in the end it was the second that entered the duel. Potatoes have never been so expensive. In front of her, Danna Ponce’s nominee: Manuel. Now it’s up to the public to choose between Manuel and Bea. Well, you know, what happens every week for the last twenty years on Telecinco.
Oh, by the way, before closing the connection, an update on a fight that does not let the Spanish people sleep: Bea’s accusations towards Iwan because, apparently, he did not brush his teeth. In the end, she has confessed that she was enraged and that she regrets it. Well, come on, another night of nightmare ended. And no, it’s not a reference to the show’s title.