It is more than possible that you who are reading these lines have lived in the first person a couple breakup. And it is likely that if you have, at some point you have seen your ex as a cockroach. Or like a rat.
Faced with this thirst for revenge, we could sing a song of “spite” (we hate that word with all our might) like the famous Two-legged rat from Paquita la del Barrio either symbolically turn our ex into a rat.
Turn your ex into a cockroach, the revenge we deserve
It all started with a campaign called Cry me a Cockroach (cry me a cockroach in English, very much like Cry me a river by Justin Timberlake) to support the San Antonio Zoo in Texas. Part of the funds raised went not to the zoo, but to conserve and maintain animal life in Texas.
But do not think that the donation did not bring you something. When you made a donation on Valentine’s Day, you could have your revenge Shakira style with Piqué, although without billing like her. What they offered you was name your ex a cockroach, a rat or a vegetable that would later be fed to one of the animals from the zoo
And if that’s not enough for you, here comes the extra you deserve: for $10 they send you a digital card and for $150 more, your ex-partner will be sent a personalized video of the exact moment the cockroach is eaten.
If you thought your ex was a cockroach, now you can have one named after him and feed it to an animal. A very original revenge.
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