In the shadowthe memoirs of prince harry and first bestseller of 2023, are not only a source of headaches for the British royal family, they are also a freudian nightmare. We understand how much the early and tragic death of Diana of Wales marked her youngest son, however, there is a passage that has left many readers frozen (and never better said).
Although in the 560 pages of In the shadow there is a lot of drama, there is also room for unintentional humor and he cringes. Thus, the nice passage about how Harry he froze his penis during a trip to the Arctic and he hadn’t gotten back to normal in time for his brother’s wedding to Kate Middleton, he’s gotten a little more down-and-out now that the book is out and we’ve been able to read it in its entirety.
It turns out that, after trying some home remedies without success, a friend recommended that she try an Elizabeth Arden cream. However, it was not just any product:
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“—My mother used to put that cream on her lips. Are you telling me to put it on my dick?
“Trust me, Harry. Works”.
This is how the Duke of Sussex himself tells it, without a filter, in his autobiography. And he adds for make the anecdote even more uncomfortable:
“I got a tube and as soon as I opened it I was teleported back in time. It was like my mother was right there with me. I took a little bit and applied it… down there. To say it was weird I think would be an understatement,” Harry concludes.
Of course, it did not work for him and he had to go to the doctor, who, in his own words, showed him “the cock, very soft thanks to Elizabeth Arden”. Although she does not mention it explicitly, many readers find it evident that she is referring to the Eight Hour cream, a classic from the American firmwhich is sold in a tube.
According to the description that Elizabeth Arden makes on her official website, it is a repairing balm for the skin that “softens small skin irritations, as well as burns, scrapes and abrasions”. In the same way, it soothes skin cracked by the cold and peeled by the sun and combat chapped lips“.
Elizabeth Arden Eight Hour Cream, Moisturizer, Multi-functional repairing balm with original fragrance – 50 ml
The name comes, according to the firm, from the comment of a client who applied it to a wound on her son’s knee and at eight hours the skin was completely healed. It practically serves whatever everyone wants, it even softens and seals the ends of the hair, illuminates the cheeks, defines the eyebrows…
However, Elizabeth Arden’s community manager has not missed the opportunity and has taken the opportunity to indirectly promote another more recent product from the firm, which also works very well “for the colder months” (snowflake emoji included). .
You’ve heard all the buzz about plumping Hyaluronic Acid, but did you know it’s extremely helpful during the colder months ❄️?
The trick is to apply it to damp skin—HA pulls the moisture 💧 from the environment into the skin.
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—Elizabeth Arden (@ElizabethArden) January 9, 2023
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