A date, sometimes and like the night of Game of ThronesIt is dark and harbors horrors. One of the darkest and most horrific that we have seen recently has occurred in First Dates, a Cuatro television program that is pure fantasy at times.
Not even imagining the worst date of Tinder of the story I manage to put myself completely at the level of discomfort experienced by the protagonist of this sad story. A story in which it became clear that there is still a lot to be done in this relationship. let’s tell you one of the most bizarre quotes of First Dates that has already gone viral on networks. Hold on, curves are coming, I’ll warn you.
Ok, let’s start with the easy. In First Dates we meet a couple of young people who are going to meet. The couple in question is made up of Med, a 27-year-old boy who is normal a priori, who takes care of himself and is one of those who loves the gym. The first thing we heard from him is that he has been involved in fitness for years and that he knows well what to eat and what not and blablabla. “It’s not my type of physique,” says Luisa, 26, who is a doctor. And the next thing that happens is that we attend a pop quiz that leaves us with our ass twisted. Attention to each sentence because this is like the georgina documentary, it is not wasted. We are going to give you four parts because as in the best Netflix miniseries, you have to go chapter by chapter.
Pop quiz, mansplaining and condescension in First Dates
πΊ 01/23/2023: Dear @firstdates_tv Luisa deserves another date and an award ποΈ π
Part I: Narcissus “expert” in Human Physiology π» pic.twitter.com/hwgJFW8Djl
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Not even know where to start. The video is so bizarre that at times I find myself as the victim herself (there is no other name for what this woman experienced), with wide eyes, a frown and a look of incomprehension similar to the one I would have if someone explained to me in german how a particle accelerator works.
The situation is so bizarre that at times it seems like the gala of the innocent, innocent with anonymous and is that do mansplaining (and many other things) on a date is to make sure that you are going to leave as you came: alone. That moment when, knowing that she is a doctor and knows human physiology perfectly, you have the courage to tell her how the body works with the phrase “I’m just explaining it to you so you know”, would have been reason enough to applaud Luisa if she decides to get up and leave. Very similar to what we would do if a man we are getting to know turns our noses up if we talk to him about our success at work.
But things don’t stop there, because in addition to being an expert in human physiology and addicted to the gym, Med is a nutritionist in his spare time and he is pleased to prove it to Luisa.
πΊ 01/23/2023: Dear @firstdates_tv Luisa deserves another date and an award ποΈ π
Part II: Narcissus “expert” in Nutrition π» pic.twitter.com/EAQad3O25i
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“Since you are studying medicine, yes, you can know more or less how that subject goes…” And Luisa’s face before the interrogation in which she is asked about her profession and she is given an exam (again) represents us. Until Shakira who has been judged would be reflected. We continue, because although “this appointment is not going well” as Luisa says, we want to continue seeing the pearls of this man.
If you thought that he was not going to continue testing Luisa, watch the next part because at dessert he speaks to her in English, judging on this occasion the accent when speaking as they did to Georginasomething that could not be more out of fashion.
πΊ 01/23/2023: Dear @firstdates_tv Luisa deserves another date and an award ποΈ π
Part III: Narcissus “polyglot” and “Graduate” in Languages ββπΉ pic.twitter.com/5Ehi0c1sX9
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Speechless. But hey, what do we have left with the golden closure: .
πΊ 01/23/2023: Dear @firstdates_tv Luisa deserves another appointment and an award ποΈ π
Part IV: Narciso “expert” in human relations and the end of Luisa’s ordeal πΉ pic.twitter.com/M94jdDA6cV
β RPB 33 Lysson π³οΈβπ πΊπ²π½πͺ πͺπ¦ π₯ (@RPB33GALERIA) January 24, 2023
Obviously everything is summed up in Luisa’s phrase that assures that it is the worst date of her lifebecause the condescension It comes when he gives you friendship. βI would not have a second date with Luisa because she is not my prototype of a girl. She could give him as much my friendshipβ, to which Luisa responds what we all think: I don’t even want friendship. Because this type of “possible couples” the further away, the better.
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