If I went to an island to try to survive and a lady came three weeks later to tell me about her father’s girlfriendMost likely, I kindly indicated that we are here for something else and that I don’t care in the slightest. When in ‘Traitors España’ someone made a gesture of crying, hugging and releasing exclusives, there was always someone saying “This is not that kind of program”. ‘Survivors 2023’ is that kind of show: a crossover with the rest of the Mediaset universe, trying to save the furniture at the last minute.
A crowded beach
It had been a long time since Telecinco had not done well, and for once the audience responds (17.2% and 1,546,000 viewers) they are willing to reintroduce plots of his universe as it is. But we will get to that in the form of Gabriela Arrocet, the new contestant, who since she has arrived looks more like a tentacle of his father than a single person.
And it is that this week there has also been an expulsion: after saving Katerina, Sergio Garrido and Gema Aldón were left in doubt as the only nominees. The audience has decided that Sergio is the one to take the suitcases and go to Playa de los Olvidados, where Artur and Jaime await you. She starts to overbook the beach in question.
The Gloria Camila contest // the Gema Aldón contest
—Luca (@Lucaagostini222) March 23, 2023
It is also true that, for the first time this year, the hearing will decide this week who of the three leaves definitively. “To all of you, have a good contest. Be good survivors,” Sergio said in a speech as moving as eating white Mercadona bread, before disappearing over the horizon.
Have I told you about my father yet?
From the moment Bigote Arrocet’s daughter set foot on the island, she started spouting exclusives, almost as if they had taken it only to remove an already dead Mediaset plot. He first lashed out at the Campos (“They made up that he asked my dad for money and the only ones who asked for it were them, Terelu asked him for a thousand euros and he gave him two thousand, and María Teresa asked her for 40,000 euros and my father lent it to her“).
Asraf is the only one who has gone to do television because the others have gone to crochet, it doesn’t bother you.
What a nightmare with the Buns! #SVGala4
— ᴍᴇɢ ᴛᴠ 📺 (@diosameg) March 23, 2023
Later, he wanted to point out that his father had another new love (“My dad has a girlfriend, that’s finehe doesn’t hold any grudges against anyone either because he is a very healthy person at heart”), who The humorist’s son clarified on the set that he met in London. Not even four days on the island and he has already told everything he had to tell.
Perhaps that is why his companions have decided that be one of the nominees: You have fulfilled your purpose on the island, now it is time for you to go home. It joins like this a group with Asraf Beno, Adara Molinero and Raquel Mosquera in which Ginés has been freed for once. Nothing would make me happier than at the end of all this the winner would be the guy who makes the sandwiches on TikTok.
you are hung
The tests this time were more or less exciting (although, once again, taken from the American original): one was hanging them little by little more vertical towards the sea. In the Royales Jonan Wiergo has won, who has dedicated the victory to his restaurant (each to his own) and in the Fatales it has been the ex-‘Isla de las temptaciones’ Diego Pérez who has won immunity and the leadership. He has thanked his parents and the people who have saved him. Never ‘Survivors’ was so close to being the Oscar gala.
The other test, that of location, He faced them in duels one against one in the so-called “mortal plow”In the end everything was as it was. The Royales in Playa Royale, the Fatales in Playa Fatal. I can’t think of a better simile for capitalism.
I would not like to dismiss this chronicle without mentioning that, obviously, there have been shouts, dimes and bickering on the island, both within the island (Manuel against Asraf, Raquel, Alma and Gema in a triplet of accusations, Raquel against Gema) as it were (Ginés’s daughter against his girlfriend, all against all in a kind of ‘Super Smash Bros’ of the national reality show). The show could be 40 minutes long and send people to bed early, but then again, let’s see then how we fill in ‘Save me’ plots, right?
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