Shakira took Bad Bunny’s already famous phrase “And start 2023 well, bastard” very seriously because she didn’t even leave her ex-mother-in-law after her session with Bizarrap. Since we found out that the Colombian would share a booth with the very famous Argentine DJ, we knew what was coming, we knew that someone would need an ambulance and La Campana ointment.
And that was just what happened. Yesterday, January 11, the queen of Latin pop put on her crown and released what we believe is the song with the most hints ever made towards an ex-partner. We can’t imagine how Gerard Piqué feels right now, but we think that never in his entire football career has anyone fouled him like he does now.
The song, which is named Music Sessions #53 because it couldn’t be called “Burying my ex’s unfaithful in less than four minutes”, it reached more than 34 million views and a large number of reactions in less than a day. After this, January 11 will become a holiday or something similar because the networks exploded with the number of memes that came out of the event. Here we leave you the best:
1. “Call an ambulance… but not for me”
Definitely Pique after the Bizarrap session with Shakira: pic.twitter.com/B2rVru8bP3
– EmpershaoEsp (@EmpershaoEsp) January 12, 2023
2. We love to watch the world burn.
Shakira: “You left my mother-in-law as a neighbor, with the press at the door and the debt in the IRS”
— Ivii ◟̽◞̽ 🎄 (@ivimar_vazquez) January 12, 2023
3. “I really like those”
The tax inspector listening to Shakira sing:
“Women don’t cry anymore, women bill” pic.twitter.com/uTGmHEPSmR— Mr. Wanchope (@WanchopeMr) January 12, 2023
4. Clearly defeated
Clara Chia when she leaves the party and the DJ plays Music Sessions #53 by Shakira and Bizarrap pic.twitter.com/fP5eIU3mUI
— PAUL RINCON MATTOS (@PaulRincon10) January 12, 2023
5. A wolf in the closet wants to come out
RIP Piqué now Shakira is looking for a new love in @firstdates_tv pic.twitter.com/hRzMATxQ3m
— ZERAVI (@RaulZeravi) January 12, 2023
6. “What was the wrong that I did?”
The Casio and Twingo marketing team after listening to Shakira’s session with Bizarrap pic.twitter.com/DtIqAKsr1S
— JG 🏳️🌈 (@JGpunto) January 12, 2023
7. *Takes off his Casio watch slowly*
Shakira: “You changed a Ferrari for a Twingo. A Rolex for a Casio”
Me driving Twingo with a Casio watch: pic.twitter.com/R0YIocJ4SL
— Danny Hernandez (@danny8002) January 12, 2023
8. You’ll be happy
all of us who have a casio right now pic.twitter.com/pDMwrAiV02
– Mar Franco (@mariafrncco) January 12, 2023
9. It is definitely not a good time to be Clara Chía
Clara after realizing that CLARAmenete should not have eaten Shakira’s jam pic.twitter.com/pXaNoCCaWC
— Emi D (@emiiidaruich) January 12, 2023
10. Hit him, with the chair!
After listening to Session 53 Bizarrap with Shakira: pic.twitter.com/2o7KhnQyma
— Barbie phrases (@barbie_context) January 12, 2023
11. One as it is, but the creatures
— no one (@BlanVane) January 12, 2023
12. “I hate being poor, I hate it!”
Shakira: “Women don’t cry anymore, women charge”.
Me when I make invoices on the SAT portal: pic.twitter.com/miE6HoPVr0— Gabriela Roman (@GabRomerid) January 12, 2023
13. When your girlfriend tells you she’s not mad
Shakira – “Zero rancor baby.”
After a while: pic.twitter.com/fFAZCcF7rF— Translator 🧸 (@TraductorTeAma) January 12, 2023
14. “It works the brain a little too”
Counting hints to Piqué in Shakira and Bizarrap’s sessions.
RIP Pique. pic.twitter.com/qQQSwLebNK– OTpara2022 (@OTpara2022) January 12, 2023
15. Queen, we pray to you
I JUST MAKE MUSIC, PERON I SAL-PIQUÉ YOU
SAY IT SHAKIRA, THAT’S MAMONAAAAA pic.twitter.com/U0wJVFeZkt— Nini (@itsninix_) January 12, 2023