‘Nightmare in paradise’ has completed its transition from deferred to direct. In one of the usual wobbles of Telecinco, the reality show that is sometimes broadcast on Wednesdays and sometimes on Thursdays (depending on what Antena 3 broadcasts) seems to speed up the ending with an episode where two people got kicked out, making a total of four this week and they nominated the next group. Who said that nothing happened here?
Seen and unseen
If on Sunday we told you that Raquel Lozano entered the farm ready to destroy everything and sing the forty to Omar after he got involved with Marina, now it’s time to sheath it: as soon as he arrived, the boy’s ex walked out the door. As much as she said that he doesn’t like losing or parcheesi, the truth is that he did it in the test against Gloria Camila, Steisy and Juan Alfonso Millán. And then again.
In the handsaw test (once again, no joke), Xavi Font left her lying on the ground and went home, but not before throwing a scolding at her friend Steisy and nominating her. The fight between colleagues was so healthy and not very toxic, that the contestant ended up calling the recently expelled “fortune seeker”. So, all right, sportsmanship.
Raquel Lozano becomes the contestant who has been expelled the most times from a reality show, a historical record being expelled 4 times
in this reality it has only lasted 4 days, another record for his television curriculum #NightmareParadise5
— PAPER💫🕊 (@lapapela_) October 5, 2022
The joy did not last long for the founder of Locomía, by the way: after other nominations, the test of the handsaw was held again and fell against Israel. That all this would be much better with varied and spectacular tests? That one of the reasons for the failure of ‘Nightmare in Paradise’ is that it always seems the same? Well yes, but at this point what are we going to do. With Raquel and Xavi at home, what people wanted to see began: the carnage
Loving oneself to love oneself a lot
Anyone would say that Telecinco knew that Raquel was going to enter the reality show just to go out and have a face-to-face confrontation with your ex’s current girlfriendhuh? This plot, for which literally no one is interested (at least on social networks) continues to dominate the minutes of the very long galas of ‘Nightmare in paradise’without anyone understanding why. You change the days of broadcast, the format, the direct… But not what is weighing down your program. Inconceivable, really.
#nightmareparaiso5 “What matters to us Raquel, Omar and Marina”…🤡🙄 pic.twitter.com/8ModwEGs3y
— Chanel🇻🇪🇪🇸🇺🇸💜 Fuchsia ✨ (@theangelbig1) October 5, 2022
Well, the thing is that at first Raquel didn’t want to get involved with Marina and told her that her fight was not going with her, that they were very happy and ate partridges (I’m not saying this, it’s literal). The current one replied that everything was fine, but that would love and respect a little more. Dignity above all. Raquel couldn’t resist telling her “Well, she was already doing it, and before you told me” and reproaching her for having a channel on MTMad where she makes her ex-boyfriend, Hugo Paz, give birth.
I say it as I heard it, because I don’t know what MTMad is or who Hugo Paz is. He could be making it up and I’d believe it just the same. Anyway, at the end of all this mess, Omar had a call with Marina where he stated that she had him totally crazy. And it has been when she is not on the island that she has realized how much she misses her. Pay attention. A couple of Deluxes guaranteed.
and the public came
The most original thing about ‘Nightmare in Paradise’, when it started, was that they were going to be deferred broadcasts presented by Lara Álvarez. But Telecinco got the funk and at the last minute he set up an express gala with Carlos Sobera. Later, he returned to being deferred. In the end he has given in to the evidence and this kind of ‘Big Brother’ on a farm is going to become, well, exactly that: ‘Big Brother’ on a farm.
Until now, the nominated contestants had to prove their worth in an expulsion test, the handsaw, in the style of ‘The conqueror of the end of the world’ (saving the distances: the ETB reality show is extreme and hilarious, and its tests are varied and fun), but now it will be the public who decides who goes. Let’s go, as in any Mediaset reality show.
Please, they have taken out of their sleeve a vote that does not exist to save Marco by the face, my God, thank you for so much HAHAHAHAHA #NightmareParadise5
— PAPER💫🕊 (@lapapela_) October 5, 2022
At the moment, the first in front: Lara announced that they had done a survey “through social networks” so that people could choose if they preferred to save Marco, Isabel or Xavi. The problem is that this vote was not announced in any program: it was a post on Instagram that ultimately ended up being binding. Come on, an absolute and total disaster, an improvised gibberish that, after all, is very much in keeping with the spirit of this program.
It is time to close the blind, Telecinco: ‘Nightmare in paradise’ is an amateur product with second-class celebrities that is even less interesting than the second edition of ‘Secret Story’. Sometimes it’s better to know when to close something and stay with dignity.