When there is nothing to tell but you stretch a program for hours and over time, they come out galas as boring as those of ‘Survivors 2022’, who resemble the original ‘Survivor’ as an egg does to a rhinoceros. This week we have artificial controversies heated by Jorge Javier Vázquez, fights over isotonic drinks, an expelled that -oh surprise- Kiko Matamoros already sensed and a test with fabada. Look, it is what it is, We’ve been on reality for two and a half months and there is still much to do on the island.
To trouble with Kiko Matamoros
That Kiko Matamoros does not paint anything in this reality It is something that they know from Telecinco itself, but remains the first save week after week. I do not mean that they are laying a red carpet to reach the final of the contest without problems, far from it. The carpet is more likely to be blue or green.
The thing is that in today’s first test, move a giant ball blindfolded (as I say, after ten weeks creativity is already in very low hours). On their turn, Mariana and Nacho were in charge of moving the ball and Kiko of guiding them, but things have turned out regularly and, quite predictably, have culminated in a fight between the collaborator and the Honduran model in which he has called her ignorant and has taken the opportunity to comment “That a person who comes from VenezuelaVia Italy, it is allowed to tell a Spaniard… on top of that they welcome you in this country”. Ah, the class, the savoir faire of these people.
JJ: Kiko, have you been sexist with Mariana?
Kiko: No, not sexist, it’s just the illiterate that bothers.
JJ: Ah okay, solved, you haven’t been sexist.
AND UP TO HERE THE CALL OF ATTENTION TO KIKO MATAMOROS pic.twitter.com/NlhMsI7J5Z
— Irene Adler (@devon_sandra) June 23, 2022
Faced with the grotesque situation, Jorge Javier has said “You have said a xenophobic and racist comment” and he has taken the opportunity to send a greeting to Venezuela, of course, nothing about precautionary measures, but Mariana has been expelled right after. Okay, nobody watched ‘Survivors’ to pick up moralsNo?
Mariana, to the palafitte
Anabel and Kiko 500 euros had been bet on Mariana’s future. You know, like someone who bets on a beer or who does the washing up that night, 500 euros from the wing. Anabel believed that Mariana was going to stay and Kiko that it was clear that she was leaving. Of course, as always, Almost as if I had privileged information (wink, wink), Matamoros was right and Mariana left to spend a week with Marta before being definitively expelled. Yes, there will be a vote, but we all know what will come out.
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After the salvation of Matamoros and Ignacio de Borbón (Does anyone else find it strange that there is a cousin of the king competing? Really?) there was the thing between the model and Nacho Palau, Miguel Bosé’s ex. He fights at the top, you see. The audience, by a very tight percentage, chose for Mariana to leavewho said goodbye to everyone as if it were the end of the road.
Only to find that he still had another week of eating bugs to go and bored to death. fighting to be the parasite of the island. The votes are open, although, as we mentioned, they will be of little use: it is quite clear that the person who is going to re-enter the island is Marta, almost without possible competition. But the classic paripé has these things.
Marta and Mariana meet again at Parasite Beach 💥
— Survivors (@Survivors) June 23, 2022
In the middle of the program, Jorge Javier has said “this is mine” and has seen a golden opportunity to put a comment on Rocío Carrasco and Olga Moreno. Neither one nor the other competed in ‘Survivors 2022’, but look, everything is for desperately spinning plots. Like Marvel, but with Instagram and gossip instead of superpowers.
On Twitter of course there has been no one who has stopped giving their opinion about what is perhaps the most boring thing that has ever been talked about on television: Olga has posted a photo on Instagram while Rocío was preparing to sing at the ‘Mediafest’another invention that we will have to talk about someday.
Jorge Javier has just released that what a coincidence that just yesterday, while RC was happy on television, Olga Moreno posted a photo with David Flores, making it clear that she takes care of him while RC has fun and that this has a name.
I DO NOT FIT IN ME#SVGala10 #SUPPORT24J pic.twitter.com/IzMXBgAx9s
— YOUR ANXIETY ✵ (@soytuansiedad) June 23, 2022
It is not the only controversy to fill the gap of the night: the other has featured an isotonic drink -the Powerade or the Isostar of a lifetime, come on- that the contestants have to recover strength, and that apparently someone has stolen. Kiko Matamoros said that the thief had been Anabel Pantoja, and it is partly true: the girl has decided to use it as one more ingredient when cooking. A ‘Masterchef Celebrity’ head.
Grandma, this is to die for
In ‘Survivors 2022’ they eat better than me. There is not a week that they are not invited to eat in style for any excuse: in this case they had to eat exactly 75 grams of bean stew, and whoever comes closest would be the leader. Ignacio and Kiko, with whom one can only identify, have said “Look, if that’s what someone else makes an effort” and They have gobbled up the whole bean stew. Enough that they haven’t started doing a ‘Live!’ in Mediaset version.
– Television (@tvteveo) June 23, 2022
Yulen and Anabel have both eaten 92 grams. It is seen that the folders more false than a cardboard euro also unite for this. In the end the one who has stayed closest is Alexander, who becomes the new leader. It really is a bit exasperating to write this type of review and realize that there are people thinking all week about a test based on eating bean stew. Shall we give it a spin? Leave, eat fabada, with that we throw away.
After the experiment of put the nominations on fridays that came out regular, Mediaset has decided to do and undo at will and extend the gala until so many again. Can everything be summed up in 30 minutes? Of course. Is it necessary to stretch the only thing that works for the channel right now in terms of audience? Well too.
The reasons for the nominations, as boring as ever, without any intention or strategy: “She hasn’t been nominated yet”, “she ate my egg”, “she’s been unbearable for a few weeks”. I hope to do the experiment of putting on Jeff Probst, the American presenter, a program of ‘Survivors 2022’ for check your reaction and their grimaces of disgust.
To save you the drink: the nominees are Yulen, Nacho, Ignacio and Kiko, after Alejandro removed Ana Luque from the list and directly nominated Nacho Palau. And he would already be. Telecinco finally gives us a break and lets us go to bed. Next week, more!